A guy took his girlfriend to her first football
| Sport jokes
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!
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Alfie was listening to his
| Brother and sister jokes
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols. 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !
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Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
| Cat jokes
Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!
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A doctor had been attending a rich
| Money jokes
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. "Oh yes, I've done that," said the old gentleman. "I've only got to make a will. And do you
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What's the definition of an
| Accountant jokes
What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !