A young woman went to her doctor
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. "Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. "Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"
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What do a
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What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew
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Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see? "Well, I see thousands of stars." "And what does that mean to you?" "Well, I guess it means we will have another
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Why are there so many piggy banks?
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Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. “Have you ever been x-rayed?”, asked the doctor. “Nope,” she replied, “But ah’ve been ultra-violated.”