Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s

What can Santa give away and still keep?

| Christmas jokes

What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.

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An army sergeant told Private Perkins

| Idiot and fool jokes

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"

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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant

| Fishing jokes

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught on

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What did the angry man sing

| Dog jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.