Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival
| Aviation jokes
Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."
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Father: What did the
| School jokes
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
| Cow jokes
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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Why won't pigs take up
| Pig jokes
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can’t do that sir, he’s not had his main course yet !