Q: Where did the kittens go on their class

How many psychiatrists

| Mental health jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

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What is a monster's favourite

| Monster jokes

What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

| Cow jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!

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A vampire bat came flapping in from a

| Various animal jokes

A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persis

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An exasperated caller to Tech Support

| Computer jokes

An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldn't get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" tur

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? – A: To a mewseum.