Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
| Cannibal jokes
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on thei
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My husband's business is rather up-and-down
| Business jokes
My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos.
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What insect lives on
| Insect jokes
What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes
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An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. “When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!” They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished. He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practic ed black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life? The wife put down her drink and said…”let the old bastard dig. I had him buried upside down.”