Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!
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Little Johnny and
| Beauty jokes
Little Johnny and his mother were on a train. Johnny leant over and started to whisper in his mother's ear. 'Johnny, how many times have I told you,' said his mother, ' it's rude to whisper. If you have something to say, say it out loud. 'OK, said Johnny, 'why does the lady over there look like
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Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in
| King Kong jokes
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A
| Ethnic jokes
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
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Q: How many Hillary Clintons
| Clinton jokes
Q: How many Hillary Clintons does it take to change a light bulb? A: One--she just holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!