A Texan farmer goes
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his h
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business
| Marriage jokes
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in the obits today." "What! In the obituary column! That's not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I'll sue 'em." "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh
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Customer: I think I've got a bug in my
| Computer jokes
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
| Cat jokes
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
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Bill: Where did you
| Criminal jokes
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
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Q: How many PA’ does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What’s a light bulb?