A monster and a zombie went

Why is the space between a

| Dirty jokes

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet

| Witch jokes

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

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| Yo momma jokes

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

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I'm

| Book title jokes

I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure

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Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it "Ham Hocks".

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A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker’s. “I’d like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,” said the monster. “Certainly, sir,” said the undertaker, “but there was really no need to bring him with you.”