One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular

Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A

| Dog jokes

Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.

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I can't find a shark website....

| Internet jokes

I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb......

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby

| Baby jokes

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in

| Baby jokes

Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!

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Dentist: Just

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Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures. Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring. “Where did you get that ring?” her husband asks. “Well, she replies, “my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat. “Where did you get that coat?” her husband asks. She replies “My boss and played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings. Another week later, his wife comes home, driving in a red Ferrari. “Where did you get that car?” her husband asks. Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and her share of the winnings. That night, his wife asks him to pour her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she find that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end. “And this?” she asks her husband. ” Well,” he replies, “we don’t want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?!”