What should you know before you teach your
| Dog jokes
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.
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An out-of-towner drove his
| Blind jokes
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy didn't move. Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy didn't respon
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What is the difference
| Dirty jokes
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
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When a car skidded on wet pavement
| Doctor and nurse jokes
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. "Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've taken a course in first aid." The woman watched him for a
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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”