Smart man +
| Women jokes
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage'
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a
| Food jokes
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pi
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An Irish priest loved to fly
| Fishing jokes
An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their box Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the
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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
| Space jokes
Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir
| Vampire jokes
What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.
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Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!