Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher

| Dead and dying jokes

A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and as the soldiers took aim he shouted "Avalanche!" The soldiers panicked and in the confusion the chemist escaped. The shopkeeper was led out next. As the soldiers took aim he

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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,

| History jokes

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

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What's worse

| Dentist jokes

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he

| Bird jokes

What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

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Why are fish so smart?

| Fishing jokes

Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

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Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.