President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. “Mr. President,” said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, “there’s good news & bad news.” “Oh, no,” muttered the President, “Well, let me have the bad news first.” “The bad news, sir, is that we’ve been invaded by creatures from another planet.” “Gosh, and the good news?” “The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil.”
Category: Space jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
What do you call an overweight ET ?
What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !
What do you call an alien starship that drips
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
What did the metric alien say ?
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
What did the alien say to the gas pump
What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don’t you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I’m talking to you !
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas
Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. “What’s the matter?” asked his friend. “It’s a very popular place,” replied the first alien. “It’s full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs.”