A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
| Blonde jokes
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up
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Q: How do you get a blonde off of your
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
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A little kid's in
| School jokes
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
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What do you call a very rude
| Bird jokes
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
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How many men does it take to make
| Men jokes
How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: “This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. “Where did you get this exact information?” “I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.”