An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to
| Children jokes
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did that happen?, " gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"
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A customer called
| Computer jokes
A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.
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Why are diapers like $10 bills?
| Money jokes
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
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Why did the goal post get angry?
| Sport jokes
Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
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Doctor Doctor I feel like
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!
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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:’