If an electric train travels 90
| Car and train jokes
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!
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How can you tell if a man is cheating on
| Men jokes
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month.
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Q: What happens when a Polak
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
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There was this little kid who had a bad
| Parent jokes
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know
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Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al
| Clinton jokes
Q: If Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
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A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. “Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?” asks the doctor. “Oh, no,” replies the nurse, “I gave him eight tablets every two hours!” At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. “Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?” “Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour,” replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. “Nurse,” asks the doctor, “did you prick his boil?” “OH MY GOODNESS!” replies the nurse.