My teacher reminds me of

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle

| Idiot and fool jokes

Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

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One day two blind men started

| Blind jokes

One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on

| Pig jokes

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? "Heavy!"

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What did one saggy boob say to the other

| Dirty jokes

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

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What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

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What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

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My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself!