Two cannibals were having their dinner. One
| Cannibal jokes
Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend. The other one replied, 'Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
| Rabbit jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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Why are pigs such early risers?
| Pig jokes
Why are pigs such early risers? Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
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Detective: Do you think
| Criminal jokes
Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.
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When do men insist that women are
| Men jokes
When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them.
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A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then he removed all the keys and washed them individually.