Is chicken soup good for
| Bird jokes
Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !
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Where do lightning bolts go on
| Weather jokes
Where do lightning bolts go on dates? -To cloud 9
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What is the cow's holiday greeting?
| Christmas jokes
What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
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The Pope took a philosophy professor (an
| Religious jokes
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it and walked back to t
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Q: How many publishers does it take to
| Journalist jokes
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?” To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”