A violist comes
| Music jokes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violis
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Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in
| Dirty jokes
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
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Yo mama's so fat, when
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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Another customer called Tech Support to say
| Computer jokes
Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
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Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You’re Crackers!