Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off
| Blonde jokes
Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.
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A Scotsman paying his first
| Zoo jokes
A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over the
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If we are a country committed to free
| Answer me this jokes
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
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An Illinois man who left the snow-filled
| Marriage jokes
An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had writ
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What would you call two
| Banana jokes
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.
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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog? I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.