What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his

Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off

| Blonde jokes

Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.

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A Scotsman paying his first

| Zoo jokes

A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages "An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper. "Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply. "A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over the

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If we are a country committed to free

| Answer me this jokes

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

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An Illinois man who left the snow-filled

| Marriage jokes

An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had writ

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What would you call two

| Banana jokes

What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

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What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog? I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.