Why did the goal post get angry?

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

| Pig jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

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A stupid glazier was examining a broken

| Idiot and fool jokes

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, "It's worse than I thought. It's broken on both sides."

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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he

| Christmas jokes

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

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Are hamburgers male?

| Burger jokes

Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!

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If your watch is broken, why can't you go

| Time jokes

If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.

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Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!