How many Buckeye
| College jokes
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
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What did they call Dracula when he won the
| Sport jokes
What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!
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Little Mary was not the best
| Dirty jokes
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin a
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A man who thinks he's George Washington
| Mental health jokes
A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Bened
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Old Man On A Bench
| Marriage jokes
Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him why he was crying. "Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a twenty-five year old woman. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast, and we have then have fu
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