A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
| Police jokes
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
| Weather jokes
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
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What did the farmer say when all
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
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Q.
| Computer jokes
Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ? A. The spider -- It has its own website.
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What kind of dog sounds
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
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I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!