Why did the banana go out with the prune?

What's a snakes favourite TV program ?

| Snake jokes

What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and

| Biologist jokes

A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his Advisor, "in her biology class.

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Why did the moron give

| Cow jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!

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The local District Judge had

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The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of drink. But in view of the fact that this was the first time the man had been drunk and incapable, the case was dismissed on payment of ten shillings costs. "Now don't let me ever see your face again," said the Justice

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Why didn't the dog

| Dog jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.