What powerful reptile is found in
| Various animal jokes
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
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One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
| Time jokes
One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it? A quarter to three.
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Mrs.
| Marriage jokes
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!"
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What do you get if you cross a bird with a
| Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!
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Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.
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Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they’re boygers, not girlgers!