Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow.
| Humor jokes
Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !
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A young lady came home and told her Mother
| Marriage jokes
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us, we'll show him just how *wrong* he is."
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Can you spell a pretty girl with two
| Spelling jokes
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters? QT (cutey).
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A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
| Dog jokes
A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy." The man replied "Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make sure there are no signs of any welcome!!"
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Standing at the edge of the lake, a
| Humor jokes
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In
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Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I’m going ?