Doctor, Doctor my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party
| Christmas jokes
What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?
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Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN
| Dirty jokes
Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER, HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?
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An airliner was having engine
| Aviation jokes
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. "All set back here, Captain,"
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Policeman: Why are you driving on the
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk? Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!” As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed. He said, “My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn’t think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?” The guy says, “Listen, I don’t want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!”