What's brown and white and flies all
| Bird jokes
What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of
| Horse jokes
What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
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Where did the newlywed horses stay?
| Horse jokes
Where did the newlywed horses stay? In the bridle suite!
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The last time I saw a face like
| Banana jokes
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.
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Which end of a bus is it best to get
| Bus jokes
Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.
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A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn’t believe in Heaven or Hell. “Marry him anyway, dear.” the Mother said. “Between the two of us, we’ll show him just how *wrong* he is.”