Dr Frankenstein:
| Bath jokes
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've in
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When is the
| Dog jokes
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
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Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal'
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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets
| Humor jokes
What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?'
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One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.