Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
| School jokes
Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!
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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown
| Food jokes
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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What did the vampire call his
| Teeth jokes
What did the vampire call his false teeth? A new fangled device.
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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.
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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a
| Cow jokes
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
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If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing? Because you don’t have the time.