Which city holds the record for the most

This 85 year old couple, having been

| Heaven and hell jokes

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with

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A state trooper pulled a car over and

| Car and train jokes

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. "I was only going 40!" the driver protested. "Not according to my radar," the trooper said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the trooper said. With that, the man's wife lean

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What's a rabbits' favorite dance?

| Rabbit jokes

What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop.

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I'm not ugly. I could

| Beauty jokes

I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.

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What did they call Dracula when he won the

| Sport jokes

What did they call Dracula when he won the league? The champire!

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Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building? Fall-adelphia!