How did the Mother Banana
| Banana jokes
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.
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Two wizards in a car
| Car and train jokes
Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to do?" The other replied, "Quick, turn the car into a side street."
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A wildlife biologist is working in the
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp. "Please, please help me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our Win
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Q: What's the inscription on
| Music jokes
Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."
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Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the
| Monster jokes
Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"
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A little kid’s in school, taking a true-false test and he’s flipping a coin. At the end of the test he’s flipping the coin again. The teacher says, “What are you doing?” He says, “Checking my answers.”