The monster spent a fortune
| Monster jokes
The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyway.
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Why did the gum cross the road?
| Elephant jokes
Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.
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I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
| Children jokes
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
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Boy: You've
| Face jokes
Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunet
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Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: “Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you — everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world.”