Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a

Where do Russian cows come from?

| Cow jokes

Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow!

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Why are football grounds odd?

| Sport jokes

Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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When do clocks die?

| Time jokes

When do clocks die? When their time is up.

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The boss returned from lunch in a good mood

| Business jokes

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm l

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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a

| Journalist jokes

A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being

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Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.