What do ghosts use to phone home?
| Telephone jokes
What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.
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Computers manufacturer is considering changing
| Computer jokes
Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.
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And hows yer wife, Pat?
| Marriage jokes
And hows yer wife, Pat? "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"
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Three women are
| Blonde jokes
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyon
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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone
| Telephone jokes
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!
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How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.