Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
| Frog jokes
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
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Where do birds invest their money ?
| Bird jokes
Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !
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When Shall We Meet Again ?
| Book title jokes
When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart
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Policeman: What do you think you're
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
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McAfee and Bracket were driving home
| Car and train jokes
McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge that's coming down the road toward us." "What are you telling me to 'watch out' for?" asked Brackett. "You're the one who's driving!"
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Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”