On a flight
| Aviation jokes
On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It was very early in the morning and a number of passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apart from the noise, a number of overhead lockers dropped open and several it
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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
| Bird jokes
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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A new chef from India
| Food jokes
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.
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First cannibal: I can’t find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle’s full of people. First cannibal: Yes, but they’re all very unsavory.