The major difference between death and taxes
| Political jokes
The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is.
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Doctor, Doctor I've broke my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!
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What do bees do if they want to use public
| Insect jokes
What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !
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Where do you usually find dogs?
| Dog jokes
Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
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A Jesuit,
| Religious jokes
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the Holy Family appeared in front of them, with Jesus in a manger and Mary and Joseph praying over him. The Franciscan fell on his face, over come with
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Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. “What’s wrong?” The depressed one replied, “I’ve been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away.” The other lady asked, “What did they used to do?” The depressed lady replied, “Well, my first husband was a millionaire, the second was a magician, the third was an evangelist, and the fourth was a mortician.” And the other said, “Oh, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.”