An old
| Old age jokes
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient: "OH NO!
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An American automobile company and a Japanese
| Business jokes
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, th
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A businessman tells his friend that his
| Accountant jokes
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."
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Why did the witch keep turning people into
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
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What do you call an intelligent man in
| Ethnic jokes
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !