In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two

A seal walks into a bar

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?" The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Does a dolphin ever do something by

| Various animal jokes

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

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I want to become a politician when I grow up

| Political jokes

I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.

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What must a policeman have before searching a

| Rabbit jokes

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!

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Can

| Restaurant jokes

Can I have some two-handed cheese, please? a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."

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In a psychiatrist’s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, “Why are you here?” The second answers, “I’m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here.” The first is curious and asks, “How do you know that you’re Napoleon?” The second responds, “God told me I was.” At this point, a patient on the other side of the room shouts, “NO I DIDN’T!”