Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the
| Music jokes
Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles.
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How many dentists does it take to change a
| Dentist jokes
How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
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Who went into a witche's den and came out
| Witch jokes
Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most
| Birthday jokes
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fea
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What do you call a ghost in a torn
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
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Spell “pound” in two letters. Lb.