Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
| Music jokes
Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.
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Boy: You've
| Face jokes
Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly.
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Q: Why did the blonde want to
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.
| Dirty jokes
Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman replies, "Yes. Now, we're going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren't we."
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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
| Snowman jokes
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
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A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?” She said, “I’d love to be ten again.” On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park – the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?” One eye opened and she groaned, “Actually, honey, I meant dress size!”