What do young ghosts write their homework in?
| Ghost jokes
What do young ghosts write their homework in? Exorcise books.
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Which football team to you need to connect up
| Computer jokes
Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.
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What do you call a rooster who
| Bird jokes
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
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What do you do when two snails have a
| Various animal jokes
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
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Did you hear about the dumb
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?'
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Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?