What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
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What happened when a man fell in love
| Teeth jokes
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
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What business is King Kong in?
| Business jokes
What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.
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Why does a dentist seem moody?
| Dentist jokes
Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
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How many Buckeye
| College jokes
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
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Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot. ‘Don’t waste your time,’ Pat hollered. ‘The rifle is not loaded. ‘I can’t wait,’ Mike shouted back. ‘The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!