What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is

Trevor: That's a cool

| Children jokes

Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes, and I have another pair just like it at home.

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

| King Kong jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play

| Music jokes

Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!

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A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an

| Hair and bald jokes

A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"

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Why did the little piglet fall

| Pig jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin !