What do you call a gigantic polar
| Various animal jokes
What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!
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Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
| Marriage jokes
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I've been married twenty-five times!
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Taxiing
| Aviation jokes
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the
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Policeman: Didn't you hear my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
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'Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the
| School jokes
'Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ? 'Thirty two! 'Why did you say that ?' 'Well, my brother's sixteen a
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Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? “Because they’re stupid,” said her friend.