What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !
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Why, if the best things in
| Answer me this jokes
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
| Military jokes
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c
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Men are like horoscopes.
| Men jokes
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
| Baby jokes
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can’t!