Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me
| Humor jokes
Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve,' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote back.
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I
| Religious jokes
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Well ... are you religious or atheist?" "Religious." "Me
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Did you hear about the snobby cow?
| Cow jokes
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
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Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my
| Women jokes
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?'
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A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. “OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me” and he stepps into the closet. At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman. Husband: “What the hell are you doing here!” Repairman:”Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!”